C Isn't For Cookie? That Aint Good Enough For Me!

My childhood feels like it is being crushed like a chocolate chip cookie that?s been at the bottom of the bag with this one.

Without me even knowing it, Sesame Street has gone all PC on me and changed Cookie Monster's signature song from "C is for Cookie" and replaced it with "Cookie is a sometimes food".

COOKIE IS A SOMETIMES FOOD?

Cookie isn't a sometimes food. Cookie is an every day food. Cookies and milk. Cookies and ice cream. Eat your broccoli and maybe I'll give you a cookie.

What's next? Are they going to call him the Cabbage monster or something healthier?

First, they ban peanut butter in the classroom and now C doesn't stand for cookie anymore.

It's not right I tell you.

It's just not right.

For old times sake, sing it cookie, sing it.