Unused Headlines of 2006

Based on a humorous post from drivl, here are my 10 "best unused headlines of 2006"

1. Web 2.0 To Be Replaced By Web X.x on Internet2
2. She Kept Her Cooter Hidden, For A Change
3. Planet Dying - Profit Up!
4. Branding Brand In A Brandless Way
5. Leveraging Synergies vs. Synergizing Leverage
6. 101 Things To Do With A Pygmy Elephant
7. Leveling up in Second Life
8. Wikausage is Bringing Sexy Back
9. Too many Toms, not enough Franks
10. Greenland: The New Hotness

Firecrotch to clip for charity?

If firecrotch isn't attached to this project yet, she sure should be! PubesAid is either the most brilliant charity marketing effort of all time, or a most brilliant hoax.

Angelina Jolie, I look forward to us working together to aid the poverty-striken people of the world in the very near future.