The end is nigh!
If the behaviour of celebrities is any indication of where society is going, it's pretty safe to say we're well on our way to hell in a Prada handbag. In recent months we witnessed Mel and Micheal flush their careers down the proverbial toilet with vitriolic rants, but now the women in tinsel-town are definitely taking charge of the tabloids. In the last 2 weeks we have been witness to some pretty crazy shit:
It all started with our dearly departed drama darling Anna Nicole Smith, collapsing in a whirlwind of suicide speculation and custody cases (for both her baby and her body).
Then last week, as if on cue, everyone's favourite pussy-flashin' mouseketeer, Britney "Psycho" Spears, went absolutely ape-shit crazy and shaved her other extremity before allegedly attempting suicide (TWICE!) and attacking paparazzi with an umbrella.
Meanwhile, American Idol finalist Antonella Barba became the proverbial eye in a hurricane of controversy when someone started leaking raunchy photos (nsfw!) of the wannabe centerfold. Little girls' eyes are being shielded by parents from coast to coast as you read this!
I honestly don't know why this is all so fascinating to witness. We are obviously obsessed with self-destruction. The impulse to watch someone going down in flames is too primal to resist. Maybe it's a type of hard-wired survival instinct. Watch and learn. Of one thing I am certain: We're so doomed.
It all started with our dearly departed drama darling Anna Nicole Smith, collapsing in a whirlwind of suicide speculation and custody cases (for both her baby and her body).
Then last week, as if on cue, everyone's favourite pussy-flashin' mouseketeer, Britney "Psycho" Spears, went absolutely ape-shit crazy and shaved her other extremity before allegedly attempting suicide (TWICE!) and attacking paparazzi with an umbrella.
Meanwhile, American Idol finalist Antonella Barba became the proverbial eye in a hurricane of controversy when someone started leaking raunchy photos (nsfw!) of the wannabe centerfold. Little girls' eyes are being shielded by parents from coast to coast as you read this!
I honestly don't know why this is all so fascinating to witness. We are obviously obsessed with self-destruction. The impulse to watch someone going down in flames is too primal to resist. Maybe it's a type of hard-wired survival instinct. Watch and learn. Of one thing I am certain: We're so doomed.

